New Year's resolutions

This year, I resolve to...
-Stop exercising (It conserve energy)
-Read less books and newspapers  (This will makes me think).
-Watch more  infotainment (Definitely it reduces my overweight IQ)
-Spend more time at work (Surfing the Internet is a must).
-Not jump off a mall (They say it disturbs public order).
-Start to believe in politicians, and bureaucrats (Laughter is the best medicine).
-Never make New Year's resolutions again. Life is beautiful, let it flows.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2010